![]() So Halloween comes and I’m driving to a costume party dressed as a Starbucks barista (my wife was a latte…we are losers) and after showing her all these tweets from people dummying Pink Whitneys she said “you have to try to make this into a legit drink you can sell” Well fuck me sideways, my wife and biz being on the same page is like bozo Riggs breaking 40 on the front 9. I guess looking back I should have listened to him right away but I was really busy working on my wedge game and my lag putting that month. Biz is a honey badger (his favorite term on chiclets) and wouldn’t stop. It was mid October last year and I just sonk’d him like “yeah dude solid idea but i dont know… no one will buy it”. A few weeks into all of this businessman Biz called me and brought up the idea of trying to make this into a legit drink. Different restaurants started throwing them on their drink special menus and even some NHL arenas had the drink flowing like the salmon of Capistrano. Then the weekend would hit and it was a waffle fest of Pink Whitneys. Every day we were all getting tweeted pictures of New Amsterdam and some sort of pink lemonade. We could already tell how loyal our fans were but the feedback and pictures that came after that episode was out of this world. What happened next was shocking to say the least. My great great great grandfather Eli Whitney had the cotton gin but you can’t catch a nice buzz separating cotton fibers from their seeds. ![]() It really surprises me no person on earth had ever tried to mix pink lemonade and vodka. It was maybe the biggest no brainer of all time. Well when it was finally my turn to talk it was a no brainer to mention how much I have always loved pink lemonade and vodka. I’m not exactly sure what Rear Admiral said but I’m guessing it was something like “vodkah on tha rawks with a fat pre roll doink on the side” After that good old BizNasty said something about vodka always being his post sex drink. Probably why he weighs a buck twenty-five. The first episode with them on the squad we were asked to talk about our favorite vodka drinks so naturally Grinnelli said he is strictly a vodka soda guy. The entire Spittin’ Chiclets team would agree when I say we are so thankful to New Amsterdam Vodka for not only bringing the Pink Whitney to life but also for becoming our presenting sponsor in early October of 2018. ![]() If you remember correctly, I’ve only done this once before when I buried that moron Riggs but on a day when a pink lemonade flavored vodka with my name on it is released, I had to get back on the computer and share some thoughts and describe how this all went down. Wad up Wad up…I’m back in the blog game for a very special occasion.
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